I will not buy any mass-produced beer made with inferior ingredients that
Is advertised for its “drinkability” or claims to be the “coldest tasting” beer.
I will tell everyone who will listen that Blue Moon is made by Coors and then
Give them three other locally craft-brewed options for a quality witbier.
I will not turn my love of beer into a fetish. Let the wine crowd do that.
I shall not covet thy neighbors beer.
I shall do all I can to convert any swill-drinking heathens I still call friends (or family).
I shall not drink another beer from one of the BIG BREWERS
unless it’s free or the only beer available.
I will politely express my opinions about shabby beer lists to any bar manager,
restaurant owner or publican that does not have a single local beer available.
I will not drink beer through a clear tube attached to a funnel.
I will savor great beer.
I will support my local breweries.
And lastly, The Golden rule:
I will give beer unto others as I would have others give beer unto me.